SELF PROMOTION TIME!

Hey friends. Happy Tuesday.  It’s time to vote for us again. Except this time, we only have SIX days to self-promote our way to stardom and local print-media domination.  Dear Riverfront Times, You are our current victim. Love, SLS CLICK ME! CLICK ME! CLICK ME! RFT! RFT! Best Blog. First Question. www.stlsocialites.wordpress.com goes into the [...]

Oh shit, we’re caught on camera…and it’s on the internet…

We’ve made our film debut! And it’s in the St. Louis Magazine A-List Party VIDEO! Check out seconds 24-27 for our apperance on the red carpet. (Don’t worry, to find this video on the real interwebs, you don’t have to turn OFF your Google safe search. In fact, keep it ON, always, especially if we’re [...]

It’s getting ugly…

Hello friends! As a Self Proclaimed Socialite, it is one of my duties to inform you about very imporant events that are going on around St. Louis. It’s my job. Self-imposed job, but still. Anyway, one of my very bestest friends from Wash U, Miss Emily Flanders, an event planner extraordinaire who moonlights as a poet, is [...]

Tonight is the Night. Tonight is OUR Night!

Dear Readers, As you may know, tonight is the annual St. Louis Magazine A-List Party which celebrates everyone who is anyone in St. Louis, or everyone who is anyone according to St. Louis Magazine. I’ve been reading STL Mag since I was a pre-teen. Scratch that. I’ve been reading the “Glitterati” page of St. Louis [...]

Why I LOVE Summer

Dear anxious readers, Fear no more, but The Bing is BACK. In a future post, I can go into the more elaborate explanation behind my two-month hiatus and now current return, but for now, here is a three bullet-point summary: 1.) I landed a pretty important, above-and-beyond full-time job doing what I do best: i.e. [...]

BINGY CHECKPOINT

Don’t worry, I’m still alive. Please look forward to lots of juicy bits from me soon. Don’t take my hiatus as maternal abandonment, take it as I had another child but I still love my first. And my first will always be writing. Always. Word, bingbangbus

CONGRATS

Congratulations to fellow socialites K-Beezy and Weathersby for graduating from Truman State University today. You two have now entered the ranks of the post-grad elite, aka, real life. Enjoy your stay, ladies. Word, bingbangbus of wisdom

23 going on 54

Ok, this is going to be brief. But I’m seriously freaking out. My gray hairs are OUT OF FREAKING CONTROL. I found my first grey hair at age 21, right around the time I graduated from Wash U. I took it as a sign of distinction and wisdom, and after the 3.5 years of grueling [...]