Can Cats Scissor? And Other Conversations

My roommate is great. She is a constant source of humor, and she always laughs at my jokes. Today I accidentally stepped in an empty bowl on the floor which caused Halle Berry the Cat to run under the table in fear. Unfortunately, Jill was trying to trim Halle’s fur at this time. With scissors [...]

OMG Working Out is Hard You Guys

NEWS FLASH: Working out and being in shape for two years followed by not working out and eating like crap while laying on the couch for two years results in NOT BEING FIT. I am sure you are like, of course you dumb girl! But I really did not know how out of shape I [...]

A Socialite Quits South Beach in favor of Trainer

I am sure you are heartbroken by the title of this blog. You have probably visited this page eleventy-million times to find out how my first days of South Beach went. Too bad. I have moved on to a more Socialitey way of getting fit – or as I prefer to call it, getting awesome. [...]

A Socialite Does South Beach

Hello my new friends! Welcome to the ramblings about my adventures in South Beach Dieting. Full disclosure: I started the diet three weeks ago, made it through Phase 1 and went home for spring break, and fell off the diet wagon. I didn’t mean to give up, and I still made good choices but I [...]