spend the holidays with your favorite city

YO. St. Louis is a delightful place to get your holiday groove on. Let me tell you all abouts it. Beside all of the parties you’ll be attending because I know you’re like, super popular, the city has so many things to offer! These are some of my picks:

Gullible moth meets really suspicious flame.

Thing you might not know about me #3674: I have a love of the supernatural. I’m not even kidding. Ghosts, witches, past lives, The New Jersey Devil, The Loch Ness Monster, La Chupacabra, aliens, Greek mythology, Roanoke Island, astrology, Nostradamus etc etc. I can’t help it. I’m drawn to it. Gullible moth meets really suspicious [...]

putting st.louis on the map

Maybe its just me. But in my brain, St. Louis is a big city. Almost every state has a big city – sometimes the capitol, sometimes not. However, I’ve come to realize that St. Louis is a small-big city. Its not even the biggest city in Missouri (I’m sure plenty of you knew that but [...]

a mystery of epic proportions

Every. single. time. I get into my car and I turn on the radio do you know what I hear? “Greetings loved ones Let’s take a journey” UGH KILL ME. I do not and will not understand why the song “California Girls” by Katy Perry is so god damned popular. I am baffled. Katy Perry [...]

I couldn’t write a blog, and examples of ADHD

I’d like to blog about something but I feel like I don’t have anything to blog about. Once I wrote a poem about how I didn’t have anything to write a poem about. It was called “I couldn’t write a poem” and it rhymed and then obviously, the irony is that I wrote a poem [...]

children’s rhymes, dopplegangers, illegal issues, and cock blocking

Most days I do not approve of toddlers – but man do I love that new Justin Bieber song. I can’t help it, but my case is supported by the fact that he created this terribleness that had invaded my brain under the supervision of a semi adult – Sean Kingston. Most days I do [...]

never apologize

my bff fo realz texted me tonight these words: “Sorry that you have a shit show for a best friend.” Frankly I’m amazed she spelled so accurately. However, whenever you think you’re doing something that qualifies yourself as a “shit show”  or even a “hot mess,” you need to first consider what your best friend [...]

i keep forgetting to title these, but i call this: ALLLLL BY MYYYYSEELFFF

when i was young…i never needed anyone…making love was just for fun…those days are gone (no they aren’t i’m just being dramatic and you gotta have that attention grabber) When Jacob was born I had to share my room with him. I would squash his fingers when he sat on the floor. He would climb [...]