The Importance of Being Around + Not Actually Having Children

So I sort of had the best 4th of July weekend ever. I know, I KNOW! We’ve all finally gotten past all the build-up and red, white and blue-ness of Independence Day. We had a week and a half to recover. We’re on to the next holiday. Move ON, Madelyn. But I promise the decision [...]

a mystery of epic proportions

Every. single. time. I get into my car and I turn on the radio do you know what I hear? “Greetings loved ones Let’s take a journey” UGH KILL ME. I do not and will not understand why the song “California Girls” by Katy Perry is so god damned popular. I am baffled. Katy Perry [...]

Why I LOVE Summer

Dear anxious readers, Fear no more, but The Bing is BACK. In a future post, I can go into the more elaborate explanation behind my two-month hiatus and now current return, but for now, here is a three bullet-point summary: 1.) I landed a pretty important, above-and-beyond full-time job doing what I do best: i.e. [...]

CONGRATS

Congratulations to fellow socialites K-Beezy and Weathersby for graduating from Truman State University today. You two have now entered the ranks of the post-grad elite, aka, real life. Enjoy your stay, ladies. Word, bingbangbus of wisdom

nudity, whitney houston, making copies, kidnappers, and mushrooms

So I’m graduating in like 3 days or some crazy business, and I decided to write a blog, not saying how sad I’ll be or boo-hooing. But instead celebrating the most ridiculous memories I have of each of my besties in college. Not necessarily my favorite memory. Or my only memory. Or my most heart-warming [...]