a mystery of epic proportions

Every. single. time. I get into my car and I turn on the radio do you know what I hear? “Greetings loved ones Let’s take a journey” UGH KILL ME. I do not and will not understand why the song “California Girls” by Katy Perry is so god damned popular. I am baffled. Katy Perry [...]

children’s rhymes, dopplegangers, illegal issues, and cock blocking

Most days I do not approve of toddlers – but man do I love that new Justin Bieber song. I can’t help it, but my case is supported by the fact that he created this terribleness that had invaded my brain under the supervision of a semi adult – Sean Kingston. Most days I do [...]

Why you should watch Modern Family

I’ll admit it. Until a couple of months ago, I was living under a rock in regards to quality television programming. I am not a big TV watcher, never have been, and during my college days, my television collected dust while it became a makeshift ledge for my ever-reproducing collection of Diet Dr. Pepper cans [...]

Taco Bell items that are yum

I love Taco Bell. This isn’t news. It started in high school (as did most obsessions in my little life) when I worked at the now-defunct Olive Garden off Manchester in West County. Every night shift I would get off work late with a gremlin yelling in my stomach demanding sustenance. I make a habit [...]

Hell on Wheels

So I just discovered that I’ve been living under a rock for God knows how long. Why? Up until a month or so ago, I had no idea what the hell a Roller Derby was. Nope, no idea whatsoever that this fascinating, deeply seeded, counter-culture-esque, punk-rebel-bad-ass “sport” even existed. Until now, that is. And now, [...]

What about “The Women”?

Meg Ryan has gone wrong. I used to love her, look up to her. Ms. Ryan’s charmingly neurotic performances mad her something of the Woody Allen of the chick flick set, in a taller, blonder, less hunched-and-mumbly way. She gave me someone to look up to as an adolescent girl; It was nice to see [...]